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Terms of Waste

Last Updated: March 13, 2025

1. Acceptance of Terms

By accessing this website, you agree to waste your time in the following ways:

  • Clicking buttons that do nothing
  • Reading meaningless text
  • Watching progress bars that never finish
  • Generally questioning your life choices

2. User Responsibilities

As a user of iRegretClicking.com, you agree to:

  • Waste at least 15 minutes per visit
  • Share your disappointment with friends
  • Not expect anything useful or productive
  • Accept that time spent here is gone forever

3. Intellectual Property Rights

All useless content on this website is protected by:

  • Copyright laws (yes, really)
  • The universal law of pointlessness
  • Our team of procrastination lawyers

4. Warranty Disclaimer

We make no warranties that:

  • Our tools will work (they probably won't)
  • Your time will be well spent (it definitely won't)
  • You'll find any meaning here (please don't try)

5. Limitation of Productivity

We are not responsible for:

  • Lost productivity
  • Missed deadlines
  • Existential crises
  • The sudden realization that you're still here

6. Termination

We reserve the right to terminate your access if you:

  • Try to be productive
  • Complete any task successfully
  • Make sense of our tools

7. Governing Law

These terms are governed by:

  • Murphy's Law
  • The Law of Diminishing Returns
  • Whatever laws apply to digital time-wasting

8. Changes to Terms

We may update these terms whenever:

  • We think of new ways to waste time
  • Our lawyer wakes up from their nap
  • The moon is in the seventh house