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Privacy Policy

Last Updated: September 22, 2025

1. Data We Collect (Or Don't)

We collect as little data as possible because, honestly, we're too lazy to handle it. Here's what we might accidentally remember:

  • The number of times you've questioned your life choices while using our tools
  • Your preferred method of digital time-wasting
  • The exact timestamp of when you realized this website is pointless

2. How We Use Your Data

We use your data for:

  • Calculating how much time humanity has collectively wasted here
  • Proving to our parents that people actually visit this site
  • Absolutely nothing productive

3. Data Security

Your data is protected by:

  • A very sleepy security guard named Bob
  • At least two password attempts before we give up
  • The fact that nobody would want to steal it anyway

4. Your Rights

You have the right to:

  • Request what data we have on you (probably none)
  • Ask us to forget you (we probably already have)
  • Question your life choices that led you to reading this policy

5. Contact Us

If you have questions about this policy, you can:

  • Email us at [email protected]
  • Send a carrier pigeon (results may vary)
  • Yell really loud in the general direction of our servers

6. Updates to This Policy

We may update this policy when we:

  • Remember it exists
  • Have nothing better to do
  • Receive a strongly worded letter from our lawyer